Saturday, 15 May 2010

Legend or Action?

Compare and contrast two books: Alan Fenton’s The Return of Arthur and Matthew Reilly’s Seven Ancient Wonders. The first is a modern retelling of the Arthurian legend – I had this in hardback many years ago and recently received a review copy of a new edition together with its sequel. The second is a bit like Dan Brown on acid. Reilly started out writing action books, some could only be described as military thrillers, but the recent stuff has a conspiracy-theory twist – at one point a character in the Louvre even says he’s having a “Dan Brown” moment. I read Seven Ancient Wonders a few years back but since I just got the third in the trilogy, I thought I’d start again.

So – Fenton tells (note that word – it’s important later) the story of King Arthur in modern Britain, where scientist Merlin teaches at a boy’s school and Arthur is the son of a politician. Now I’m a sucker for Arthurian legends, but while this is competently written, there’s no real pace or drama. Arthur does this, Merlin does that; nobody even seems to notice when Merlin does a vanishing act. I just don’t feel I know or care about these people. The book is still on my bedroom floor and I have doubts about whether I’ll find the enthusiasm to finish it, much less read the sequel.

Reilly on the other hand. This guy breaks all the rules. The plots are preposterous – we have crack commando teams evading quicksand and finding bits of pyramid around the world and attempting to prevent some cataclysm and fulfil ancient prophecies (you get the Dan Brown analogy now?). The actual writing is littered with exclamation marks, bits in italics, odd paragraph breaks, explanatory pictures and maps. There are plane chases, impossible escapes, implausible action sequences, but God, do I want to keep reading?

So what’s better? Fenton telling us a story with no real depth or pace? Or Reilly’s edge-of-the-seat showing us the action at breakneck speed? I know who I’ll carry on reading.

Friday, 14 May 2010

Crime Pays

Or it should do. Especially if you're writing it. Having failed quite spectacularly so far in selling my psychological thriller/crime novel, I've decided I need to be "marketable". So, given that I'm not about to murder anyone (not yet, anyway ...), what else can I do?

Short stories? I don't write many of them. I find them much harder to write than novels - how to produce something compact and satisfying in such a small number of words? But every now and again the mood takes me and I wrote three in the early part of this year, which are doing the rounds of various competitions and women's magazines. Maybe when I've won some competitions or have some more short publications to my credit, I'll tick a few more boxes on the right lists for marketability?

I've also contributed some content to a new website associated with the Harrogate Crime Writing Festival. It seemed like a good idea as I've entered their short story competition too! Maybe if I can expose myself in as many places as possible (without getting arrested), I might then be classed as marketable? Then again, perhaps I should just get arrested.

Time Flies

Ag. Where has the time gone? Blog? What blog? In my defence, I've succumbed to facebook lately, so anything interesting I have to say (and believe me, it's not much) is now mostly said there.

Thursday, 8 October 2009

FantasyCon 2009

It came and it went and it was a blast! Well over 300 people, including guests such as Brian Clemens (him of Avengers and the like), Gail Z Martin (lovely American lady writer), Sebastian Peake (son of Meryn 'Gormenghast' Peake), Jasper Fforde (another lovely writer). Not forgetting the hilarious magician-turned-author John 'Talking Toaster' Lenehan, who totally charmed my teenage daughter.

Fabulous weekend. A year of very hard work but it all paid off with a smooth and successful weekend. And that's it. Never again. No more. I've done 10 of them over the years and I publicly declare now that I am retiring!

Monday, 27 July 2009

Of Crows and Men

So when I'm not writing or working, this is the kind of thing I get up to...

This is life in the wilds of Cheshire. OK, you have to be a bloke to be a crow and it's invitation-only, but hey - I was Crow Control this year (after being car-park nazi - oh, the power...)

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

FantasyCon Banquet

Just confirmed the banquet for this year's convention. Still not sure if it will be on the Saturday like last year, or back to the old Sunday slot, but keep checking the FantasyCon and BFS websites for more information. Special diets can be catered for – just let us know when booking your banquet ticket.

FantasyCon Banquet Menu
Roll and Butter
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Melon and Grape Cocktail with Fruit Coulis
or
Tomato and Basil Homemade Soup
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Chicken Stuffed with Sage and Onion with a Red Wine Sauce
with
New Potatoes and Seasonal Vegetables
Vegetarian: Stuffed Roast Pepper with Zucchini, Aubergine, Red Onions & Cous Cous
and finished with a Tomato and Herb Sauce (must be booked in advance)
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Chocolate Fudge Cake
or
Fruit Forest Cheesecake
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Coffee and Mints
Including 2 glasses of Hawkes Peak Red or White Californian Wine
or
Fresh Orange Juice

Monday, 16 March 2009

Alchemy Writers ...

... have now got their own blog. Not much on there as yet, but we're working on it.